rant whine 'splain espouse: The time has (finally) come

Tuesday, June 22, 2004

The time has (finally) come

Yes, it's hard to beleive. But yours truly is once again a fully-licensed operator of motor vehicles in the state of California.

It only took 7 years, $79, several years for the statute of limitations to expire on my past indescretions, and 1.65 hours at the DMV today (not including the time it took to go to San Mateo and back). But I'm not complaining. I was convinced I was going to show up for my appointment and be told I have to jump through 27 more hoops before I can actually just apply for my license again. But they gave it to me anyway. I only had to go to 3 different windows too.

Now I just have to go prove it to the judge in Sonoma and convince him/her that I'm far too handsome to be fined $6,978,054.36 for going way too fast down 101 late at night coming home from a camping trip in HumCo.