rant whine 'splain espouse: Why is this day different from all others?

Monday, September 19, 2005

Why is this day different from all others?

"...Before we go any further, there's something we need to be clear about. Pirates were and are bad people. Really reprehensible. Even the most casual exploration of the history of pirates (and believe us, casual is an accurate description of our research) leaves you hip deep in blood and barbarity. We recognize this, all right? We aren't for one minute suggesting that real, honest-to-God pirates were in any way, shape or form worth emulating..."

But, talking like a pirate is fun. It's really that simple.

» Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!